THE SECOND TIME AROUND

a transvestia TRUE STORY

Sally 43-S-5 FPE

On August 28th the Second Annual IOTA Beach Resort was opened for business. The Iota girls had rented a giant high-raised house con- taining four bedrooms and two baths on the beach near Galveston. In addition to the regular compliment of Iota gals, we were joined by Sheila Mathis of Atlanta and Mary, 49-H-4 from Chicago.

The gourmet cookery was handled by Sally until after the first breakfast of chopped green onions and scrambled eggs, and the second of chopped mushrooms and scrambled eggs, Sheila spotted a dead Blow Fish which had drifted upon the beach and brought it in exclaiming "I thought Sally might want to chop this up and put it in the scrambled eggs tomorrow." Immediately, on the spot Sheila became the fried egg chef for the remainder of the tour.

We brought to the resort an excellent recipe for buttermilk biscuits and placed Clarice in charge of executing them each morning. We were of the opinion at first that Clarice had such flair and imagination that she just felt she need not follow the recipe. Once, however, she mistakenly used vinegar instead of oil, another time she forgot the salt and one time she used too much liquid and the biscuits took over an hour to cook. After the resort was over we discovered that it was not flair at all. Clarice just didn't know how to read.

The greatest difficulties encountered at the resort were caused by Janie! Nick-named ZaZa during the stay, by Mary. Janie is of the opinion that Diamonds are a girl's best friend, closely followed by rubys, emeralds, pearls and other gems and gee-gaws. She is the owner of the (maybe YOU have heard of it) Klopmann Diamond. With the Klopmann Diamond, there comes a curse. It seems that whoever wears

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